so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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