She's JV to your varsity
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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