Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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