he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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