She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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