i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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