I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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