he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Randomize
