So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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