is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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