That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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