yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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