so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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