pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
