and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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