PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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