This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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