I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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