Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
