I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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