what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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