Whod you bang
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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