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so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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