hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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