he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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