what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
