Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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