If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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