just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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