kristin has been a bad kristin
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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