so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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