I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
