coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I love having hate sex.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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