Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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