Do you still have your period?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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