maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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