Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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