thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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