I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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