Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Randomize
