Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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