is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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