3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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