the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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