East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
dude. I can hear the air.
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