I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
When are your genitals available?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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