I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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