you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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