I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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