I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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