He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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