Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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