I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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