you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Come share oat with me in your robe
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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