You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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