Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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